it’s not soccer. it’s football.
it’s not a game. it’s a match.
they aren’t cleats. they’re boots.
they aren’t uniforms. they’re kits.
it’s not a field. it’s a pitch.
it’s not a schedule. it’s a fixture.
your shutout wasn’t three-zip. it was three-nil
he’s not a goalie. he’s a keeper.
it’s not a game. it’s a religion.
and kickoff is in three and a half hours. go to fucking bed.
